Scores Baltimore

I went here last night eager to see what Baltimore’s best strip club was like. The valet and entry staff were friendly and welcoming. Inside was like a local bar and the place was crowded with drunk patrons. Aside from the dancers on stage, I had a hard time finding the working girls and no one came up to us to offer dances. Nice ambience though if you want a place to chill and see naked women. Definitely a safe strip club and not seedy which is also good. I did not like all the fake breasts though. The women here are more for men who prefer slim with big breasts. I was hoping to see more variety of women. Hey at least I have been here before.

Been messin with scores for years. Usually blacked out drunk before I even get there but this one Sunday I was invited out to lunch (yep) and was sober… My dudes and I, ONLY people in this b! tch, VIP section spendin GOOD money. 8 deep… Daytime manager comes up and asks me to remove my hat, stylish-​ass Greek fisherman’s cap. I looked around at an empty room, B-​team stripper leanin on a pole double tappin on Instagram and a bartender and asked, why? «Dress code»… I asked her to bring me one motherf*****r in the place that was offended by my hat, we went back and forth for a few and, long story short, she comps my food.
My meal: a crab cake sandwich in the HEART of Baltimore Maryland… Home of the crab cake… Freezer burnt over fried lil dog treat that tasted like it’d been stuck to the bottom of the deep fryer since 2002… I ain’t mad at em, I should of known better then to order food at a tiddy bar… Left hungry and the manager lady found and added me on Facebook. 5 stars.

COST$$: $ 15 for cover, but easily avoidable if you buy a whole bottle or decide on V.I.P.
Topless bar: got all the beers $ 6+ and mixed drinks $ 9+ that you’d expect from any other club.
Girls: a mixed bunch (just how I like ‘em — a mixing bowl); all in 20s/​30s, and slim/​toned in physique.
Dances: unlike most places you run into, here they don’t badger you for private dances (which if I’m not mistaken around $ 30). 5-​min rotation in effect on stage ?
PERSONAL NOTE: Mind you I’m no strip crave or regular, but when one of the strippers came out, had birth stretch marks… made me wanna puke… don’t get me wrong, she’s got hot librarian look, but a mother… that’s my threshold
Professional and friendly bouncers, cute bartenders, cool visuals and set up, hot dancers, and clean facilities. Give it an 9.5÷10.

Don’t make the place disappoint you — this strip Bar pacts a punch and Clean. Staffs are polite, security are straightforward and very courteous.
Lady’s are awesome, they wont haggle you. Its a stress free environment with a twist.
I would definitely recommend this place.
Why 4 star… coz the place is kinda creepy outside but definitely safe!!!

Long story short, this is thee best strip club in the DMV area. The bouncers are polite, the place is clean, and the environment is classy. All nude is always a bonus. The center stage is small but you are close to the action. The women (most of them) are hot and good dancers. You won’t get constantly haggled and when you do want a private dance prices are reasonable. Drink prices are typical for a strip club ranging from $ 6 – 8 for a beer and $ 9 for a glass of wine or cocktail. The bartenders are even hotter than the dancers, lol. It is an upscale club so the dress is business casual, but I’ve worn T’s in there too. Best time to go is Thurs in my opinion. I was there on a Fri before and it didn’t seem as popp’in, plus cover is $ 15 on weekends vs $ 10 on other days. If you wanna park in their reserved lot that’s also $ 10. Get there before 9 though and there’s usually street parking available. I would have given five stars if the women were Spearmint quality, but Vegas is really hard to beat. One complaint I have though is I wish they didn’t have a fog machine, that stuff kills my allergies for some reason.

For Baltimore, this is pretty much as good as one can hope for when it comes to a strip club. It’s on par with a strip club in NYC, DC, Atlantic City, and (maybe) even Vegas. It’s not the biggest strip club in the city, but it has a simplistic yet easy to manuever layout where you can always see the stage, which is behind the bar. The girls are HOT, A+ quality. Head and shoulders above the other clubs in the city. Even more fun is that about 20% of the patrons are women. You will see more couples in this strip club than others in the area, by far, which tells you something. Been here multiple times, and never been hassled for a lap dance. Cover charge is $ 20 or more, which is outragous, but that’s normal I guess now. The food is good too, not that anyone cares about the food in these places. There is valet parking immediately in front of the door, so the neighborhood and parking are not a concern whatsoever. Wife and I get there several times a year and love it.

Came here last night for my Bachelor Party…
I’ll be honest I’ve never been a fan of strip clubs. Their usually dark, dingy and kind of grimy. But Scores has completely reprogrammed my bias. In fact, I can’t wait to come back here… Sure you got the typical door guy thing where they place some big dude in front of your face to intimidate and give you this whole shtick about how your not being on the «list» and what not… This was my experience at least.
But once you get past the B.S. and walk in… its quite nice. Scores has excellent lighting and its clean. Let me repeat — it’s CLEAN. This is already a huge step up from your typical strip club. I like the employees here too… from the wait staff to the security. But the thing that really makes Scores excel is the plethora of beautiful women they have working here. The place also does at good job (at least from my one visit) at keeping thug vermin out… you know the kinds of stinky, stupid, illegitimate gangsters that tend to fester in places like the cockroaches they are. Keeping these low-​balls out is a very good thing.
Scores is definitely expensive though… there’s no denying it. We paid like $ 250 for every bottle of alcohol we consumed. The lap dances are $ 30 and the table dances are $ 20, each of which only last one song. With tips, a guy can very easily drop a few hundreds bucks here in an hour, possible more. But honestly I didn’t mind it because there’s a constant stream of beautiful ladies surrounding you. There are also two poles in the room so you are always close to a show no matter where your sitting. And these girls are in shape and damn talented. Most are very friendly too.
In all, this is probably one of the best strip club in Baltimore IMO. Sure you feel like a human ATM machine during your stay. And yes the ATM machine in the club itself, charges a whopping $ 10 fee for every withdrawal (so bring lots of cash with you). But again, the bathrooms are clean, the floors are clean, the tables are clean and the girls are clean. What more can you really ask for? Plus they valet!
Besides the ridiculous $ 10 withdrawal fee, my only other major gripe with Scores is that the guys at the door never bothered to tell us about the various PACKAGES they offer (Rockstar, Ultimate, Birthday). We would have done these things but we were never told about them. Plus the «bookie» my noble best man booked our package with never emailed the club to tell them about our party. That kind of pissed me off because its not professional. But hey, these are minor issues. The important thing is that Scores stands head and shoulders above the competition. It’s really worth every penny. And our party had a great time.

This is an AMAZING place!
I discovered it when my brother-​in-​law asked me out with boys.
Everything about this place is top notch:
–beautiful girls, which will please your eyes with their body and moves they got.
–friendly DJ, who would put up a song you want to hear for a small tip.
–huge variety of liquor at the bar, that will quench your thirst for alcohol. Also bartender is open-​minded and would listen to your request if you have something special in mind (I’m b-​52 fan, which requires to be lighted with fire to be done properly).
–pleasant interior design.
–worry-​free valet parking
–cops don’t bother their patrons.
Guys, seriously, if you haven’t been to this joint yet, I HIGHLY recommend that you do yourself a favor and go visit it. Just make sure you have enough cash and dollar bills. 500 $ should be enough to have a great night out.

If you had to pick just one Gentleman’s Club to go to in Baltimore, I would say hands down go to Scores. I have been to other clubs in Baltimore and there are good girls at other clubs, but the overall quality of the women at Scores is better without a doubt. At some other places the girls hardly even seem to be on planet Earth, but I digress.
The place has a cool vibe but feels a little small on a busy saturday night. The drink prices are quite high but thats to be expected. Don’t forget to bring your own cash because the ATM fees are $ 10 plus whatever your bank charges. Overall, this place is expensive but you can definitely have a lot of fun which is what its all about.
Just don’t fall in love with a stripper…

I have been to every strip club in Baltimore and every dance club/​bar… Just went here last weekend and it is STILL the best. Best looking girls in Baltimore and surrounding areas. You would have to drive to Philadelphia or NYC to find girls on par with the ladies who work here. As for the people leaving negative reviews about the cost and the girls not working for their money. Well, if you don’t intend on paying a cover charge, want cheaper drinks, or don’t plan on tipping the dancers (who are not paid anything or given any benefits) then go to a regular bar people! The cover and cost of drinks helps pay franchise fees and insurance on the premises which is most likely a lot higher than average bars. They also need to hire more workers and security than a regular bar. This place rocks and it is run well. Just ask the thousands of people like myself, who love this place. The food is underpriced and it is good. It’s a nice extra they provide for guests that most places don’t. The DJ is amazing as well. Let’s not forget he needs to get paid too so pay your cover charge.

TERRIBLE.
We decided on Scores to take one of my friends for her first strip club experience. Boy did we make the wrong choice. Saturday night cover was $ 15. High, alright. it was Saturday. Still a bit much. Everyone elses posts say $ 10, did these people come on weeknights? Not sure. The doorman/​security dude was nice and greeted the 4 of us and another host type guy asked us where we wanted to sit and said if we needed anything, to just ask him. The club was crowded, no seats around the «main» stage. which is a really small area. so we grabbed drinks on the side of the bar. The seating, imo is pretty awkward. You can’t see the main stage too well from the left side.
Whatever, so we got drinks. My friend paid $ 26 for a Long Island and a Jack & Coke. INSANE. He wasn’t too happy. We asked the host dude about the tables, and of course, you can’t sit there unless you buy a bottle… Maybe we should’ve gotten there earlier to grab better bar seats. We were about to buy their cheapest bottle (~$ 60) for a table but I was angry already at the prices and told my friends I thought we should leave. This place is CLEARLY just out for your money. They agreed.
We went to the bar to close out the remaining tabs. I got mine… $ 40… um, what?! I had ONE vodka/​pineapple and my boyfriend got a beer. He asked for it to be itemized and the bartender returned that receipt to us… NOT OUR DRINKS. Wtf. Not sure I’ve ever been to a bar and got the completely wrong tab. The bartender was either trying to rip me off or just an idiot and didn’t know what she was doing. We told her, she fixed it, and then returned a $ 20 something tab… again, what?! Oh, then she decided to let us know there’s a $ 20 minimum. Of course there is. And a $ 2 service fee. Really, really shady stuff going on at Scores. How about take off one of the drinks as a courtesy for giving me the wrong tab? How about SOMETHING?
As for the girls… The only one that came around when we were by the bar had MASSSIVE fake breasts (disgusting) and wasn’t particularly appealing. I gave her $ 2, she said thanks and left. No little shake, dance move or a smile. Work for your money, honey. Really disappointing. However, the other girls who were on the main stage dancing, ³⁄₃ were attractive.
Probably the best part of the place was the music (or DJ who was playing). Kindof club/​industrial/​dancey remixes of other songs. You wouldn’t think Pink Floyd as a dance song would be that great, but it was really cool.
I enjoy a good strip club and will NEVER go back to Scores and I will be sure NOT to recommend it to my friends. They are only out for your money. Ef this place.

TL;DR: Best gentlemen’s club I’ve seen yet, across various places in California, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, Baltimore, and Boston. Full nude club with drinks at not-​insane prices, decent beer selection, fantastic girls, great lighting and atmosphere, full-​contact private dances, very pleasant conversation with girls. Note: If you’re a worker, security may not have your back too well.
After paying a $ 10 cover charge (the night was still fairly young, it was probably something like 9 pm), we walk into a much, _​much_​nicer and roomier spot, better mood lighting, and the best part, _​every girl there_​looked fantastically hot. Not one who «wasn’t my type». And the girls were talented — they knew what they were doing, kept things interested, etc.
The girls didn’t «hard-​sell», at least not like I’ve seen at some clubs. They don’t pester you for dances, after you’ve already declined, and you don’t get approached every two minutes. No one approaches you at the stage, of course. Obviously, they do approach, especially if they see you hanging away from the stage without a girl near (or even if one is near, sometimes), but they don’t jump right in with the sales pitch, they chat you up a bit first (obviously, if I’m not intereested in a dance, I say so immediately, so they’re not wasting their time).
The dance tiers are apparently:
$ 35 for a fully-​clothed dance, out on the floor. Didn’t try one, so can’t comment.
$ 120 for a set of four, full-​contact dances (at least that’s what my friend and I got).
$ 300 for, I think they said a half hour, in the VIP area upstairs, full-​nude. There were hints that more is permitted with these dances, at least by some girls. I wouldn’t know.
Table dances for $ 20, one song. I enjoyed this more than I thought I would. Hadn’t done these before, because I’d never gone with a group before.
I found a girl whose looks and moves appealed to me, and danced the set-​of-​four a couple times. The second time, knowing I’d be leaving the club pretty much immediately after, I asked if I could pay for another half-​set (so, six total), and that was accepted, so I guess it’s really a set of a _​minimum_​of four at $ 30 a pop.
Some clubs I’ve been, there’s an «official» price stated by the club, and the girls have their own «special» pricing systems with unique perks at different levels. I did not encounter that here.
In conversing with the girls, they seem much happier working there than other places they’ve worked in Baltimore, but there are some caveats. In particular, the security is basically shit. The girl I danced with said that there was a guy one night that actually walked across the (small) stage during her set, and then later _​bit_​her during a private dance. And he didn’t get the boot. But they say that the majority of clients behave themselves, and that it’s still a pretty safe environment, especially considering the money they make. As they said, «if it wasn’t safe, we wouldn’t be here», but of course it’s a balance. It certainly didn’t have an «unsafe» feel, but I can’t help but feel that a club with policies like that is in danger of slipping further into unsafety as time goes on. Or maybe they’re just fortunate and The Block tends to attract the vast majority of «unsafe» clientele…
The bottom line is, I enjoyed myself very much, whether I was at the stage, standing somewhere on the floor, sitting at the bar, at a table, or in a dance booth. Most places I’ve been, whether in various spots in California, Salt Lake City, or Las Vegas, don’t serve drinks if it’s a nude club, and only one other place I’ve been to had full-​contact lap dances in my experience (and didn’t serve drinks). It’s very nice to be able to see everything there is, buy drinks, buy girls drinks (and not at $ 25/​pop like at the Diamond Lounge in the Block…), and get full-​contact dances.
It does have one of those guys to squirt a bit of soap on your hands in the restroom, which always pisses me off… but I don’t take it out on them, and tip a buck. And he had an assortment of snacks and doodads you could help yourself to in there, so it was alright.

Came back here to watch Monday Night Football. The club was pretty empty. When asked whether I wanted a stage, table, or bar; I asked for the bar. Strangely, I was seated far from the pole and could hardly see the dancers. Perhaps, he read my mind because I was in perfect view of the TV?
I was trying to trim down my diet but I can never resist a highly rated cheesesteak. So I order a «Tony Luke» cheesesteak. This was a very disappointing experience… my sandwich was something I would expect to nuke from 7 – 11.
I was approached by several dancers and one in particular was really friendly. We chit-​chatted the evening away and I left her with a nice tip.
Overall, a very attractive, classy, clean, upscale stripclub in Baltimore. Probably B’more’s finest in appearance.

I am not sure why Scores Baltimore has been getting bad reviews, but I happen to disagree. I’m also not sure why my review was removed the first time! As someone who used to bartend at a strip club, I feel like I know the ins and outs of how a place like that is run, and Scores Baltimore happens to do a great job. It’s clean and classy and it’s just as good for a bachelor party as it is to just go in and have a drink or watch a UFC fight. While it’s not in the best part of town, they have valet that will park your car right in front of the club if you ask for it ($ extra) so you don’t have to be scared to either a) walk to your car, or b) leave your car.
The security in this place is top notch, even if the bouncers are sometimes on an ego trip. I personally believe that it’s because they have to be on alert for drunk gropers. The drinks are pricey, but they are strong and it’s a STRIP CLUB. And not one where the girls have stretch marks and bullet wounds, so that’s to be expected.
The cocktail waitresses are attentive, friendly and accommodating, and the dancers themselves are for the most part, very pretty. People have been commenting about how they feel «ripped off», but every time I have been to Scores, all of the friends I’ve been with have been very happy with the service and the atmosphere. No one has ever complained about feeling ripped off. The way I see it is, come prepared to spend money, or don’t come.
Also, this is NOT something that you can say at every adult entertainment establishment, but their food is delicious. I swore to myself I’d never eat at a strip club, but I have never regretted eating at Scores. The food is as good if not better than at some good Baltimore restaurants.
In all, I think out of all of the strip clubs in Baltimore, this is the best one. It’s definitely the most upscale and has the best looking staff, as well as good security. This would be the place I would recommend to anyone who wants to go to a strip club in Baltimore city.

Scores is a very upscale club! It is very clean and it has the most beautiful girls in Baltimore. Scores is great for bachelor Parties and business meetings! The club it’s self is gorgeous with great VIP lounges and a huge VIP upstairs! Scores always has a variety of girls each night! They also have a great lunch menu and a awesome happy hour! They also have valet parking which is plus! Hands down the best strip club In Baltimore!

Best strip club in Baltimore. The ladies are the best around, they have something for everybody which covers every type of customer. Call me lonely but I used to goto strip clubs 3 – 4 nights a week, Ive been to ALL of them! Scores has the best atmosphere, drinks, FOOD, and ladies by far!

Great place to hang out and sit back and watch some hot girls spin on the poles for a while.
Service was wonderful. The girls were really nice and helped make the wife’s feel comfortable at a Gentlemens Club and the managers even came over to make sure we were having a great time!
I would feel very comfortable coming back again and actually had a great time. The music was great too.
Recommend to anyone. Changed my mind about strip clubs.

Went here with a few friends and my wife. Pretty nice place once inside (its located next to the City prison!). Bathrooms are clean and it doesn’t take long to get a drink.
Unfortunately by the end of the night it was obvious this place goes above and beyond in trying to get in your pocket. I understand that’s what happens at strip clubs but I’ve never experienced a financial thrashing like this. A $ 10 cover was a bit much and a beer and cocktail came out to $ 16 but that was not even much of a problem. For example, my friend (a lady friend) wanted a lap dance. We told the waitress this. She goes to get the dancer my friend liked and brings her back. Waitress says «that’s 15 bux honey.» OK, waitress gets $ 15 for some reason. Now, my friend chats with the dancer who says she’ll be back (she was next on stage). She did her thing and then disappeared. So did the waitress, who never came back.
Really? Do you (the waitress) need to pull shit like that to get a measly $ 15? I know its a strip club but damn, that’s just sad.
Some of the bouncers are either burned out or going way to heavy on the «I have 20 inch guns» pills. One fat behemoth was actually threatening a customer’s life for sitting in his seat. Uhhh, should you even be sitting down to begin with, you overfed Yeti?
There is a place in Fells Point called Ritz Cabaret (it was on The Wire) that does not do this kind of crap and, as far as I can remember, never asked for a cover charge. Everyone is friendly, the dancers are just as pretty (if not more so) as the Scores ladies, and its located in a good part of town, NOT next to a prison!