Apt 243

As a humble student and wine barista, I don’t often get the opportunity to indulge in fine dining. However, my online dating endeavors inspired me to step out of my comfort zone and meet a handsome man at Apt 243, an up and coming culinary experience.
Great decision. Seriously the food tasted better than my very first bite of chocolate cake back in 1989. Tuna 2 ways?! arranged perfectly around a heaping scoop of wasabi slaw? grapefruit? edible flowers? all atop a perfectly bruleed AVOCADO BRULEE?! Avocado feeling that this place will be around for decades. That was just the beginning. Well and actually before that I enjoyed an appetizer… a make out sesh with the host before my date arrived.
The main course really knocked my socks off. The beet purée couldn’t be beat. The duck had such a nice breast. Nothing could have peared better with it all but asian pears. and maple pecan sauce? I dont mean to pecan anyone but all of the other chefs need to take lessons from this guy.
And of course my favorite specialty ice cream to top it all off.
Oh and let me tell you, everyone who works at this place is smokin hot. I ended up sleeping with the valet, the host, the chef, and my date. At the same time! Whew this is my kind of place.
If you know anything about anything you will stroll on down to Apt 243 and get yourself somethin good to eat. I’ve been back 3 times and have never been disappointed. I gave it a star for each time I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming.
Also if you stay overnight they serve the BEST tea in the morning.