Subway

Sorry, Subway. When it comes to this location, you’ve lived up to your shoddy reputation.
Workers here are slow. I wasn’t in a hurry. But when I did order it went kind of like this:
Worker puts 4 slices of turkey on my 6″ sub.
Worker stops with a handful of meat and stares at my sandwich.
Worker removes 2 slices of turkey from my sandwich and puts back in bin.
Okay, maybe he’s new. As long as my sandwich tastes good, who cares?
Then this happened:
«Banana peppers please,»
I wasn’t watching carefully and later noticed green peppers on my sandwich just before he folded and wrapped it up.
The worker, «sandwich artist,» whatever, didn’t even blink. He pulled off the green peppers and threw them back into the bin where he got them. Bzzzt! You fail at life, Subway.
And they only had one crappy option as their $ 5 foot long. Nobody eats bologna after preschool. And especially after like 2005 when we got all, «OMG no bad stuffs in my food.»
Even before I had a few cocktails tonight I thought this Subway sucked. I’m mostly mad at myself for drinking so much and not going to Pie Boss or the tacqueria next door instead.