Krystal

Express breakfast special $ 2.99 with. Coupon until September 30^th. Choice of bacon or sausage.

Great for a quick snack if you crave beef. It’s cheap and they are not the best but they aren’t suppose to be the best burger you have ever had, they are quick cheap snacks.

Cheap burgers, free wi-​fi. Staff is pretty nice to me.

Okay.
…anyone who knows me personally, knows that I do NOT think that krystal/​white castle burgers should even be graced with the title of «burger»… but I have to say, today, I found a soft spot for the suckers.
No, I was not drunk. …but I should have been…
…I take that back. That would’ve been REALLY, really bad… considering the amount I ate while NOT under the influence of any substances.
My husband and I inhaled 13 four-​bite burgers… with something that was a little more than meat that had been spraypainted into a square shape sitting on the buns… along with a slice of cheap cheese, onions and a pickle with some mustard.
Alongside our meal, I had a tiny hot dog called a «chili cheese pup» and a tiny corn dog called a «corn pup»… all in all, I have to say — I liked the small portions… even though we were disgusting during this visit and ate way more than our fair share of food.
…Usually I HATE low quality fast food… but Krystal… I don’t know how to say it…
You’re less greasy than White Castle and I didn’t have the urge to vomit afterwards (HOW IS THAT???)…
I’m amazed that I’m still not wanting to kill myself after eating here — and for that, you get two stars from me.
Now, I just hope I can eat your chik sandwiches with portion control in mind.
Oh, and your fries really surprised me in a pleasant way. Keep up the mediocre work!
That is all.