Dream’s Gentlemen’s Club

Small booty on duty!
Where do I start…
The club isn’t big but most strip clubs aren’t, it’s pretty much a long rectangle with two small stages, 1 in the front and 1 in the back. Don’t expect to see anything extravagant on the poles… I didn’t even see 1 stripper climb it and I was there from 10pm-​1am on a Saturday. And in the beginning, the dancing was pretty sorry, it got a little better as time went on… and you don’t have to be in VIP to feel all on the strippers… if there’s even a VIP here. They will come feeling on you first (which happened to me!).
I was only there to see my friend who works there (not a stripper tho). However, of course I couldn’t help but look around to see what type of selection they had so that I could review it!!! The selection is what I was not happy about at all. When I first arrived, there were nothing but slim, petite girls everywhere. SMALL BOOTY ON DUTY!!! As time went on, more arrived with meat on their bones but not many. They definitely need a better selection. However, I didn’t see any girls that looked nasty or just flat out crazy. They were all decent looking, a lot of lace front wigs… even one that looked pretty disheveled. LOL
I felt like I either saw extremely small titties and I mean small, like negative A cups or medium sized ones that were saggy, really nothing else. I also only saw African American women. A lot of couples come here and I even saw a woman who looked like she was in her 50’s amongst the crowd.
The DJ played a lot of songs I’d never heard before and I definitely stay up to date on my hood music, so I am not sure how old these songs were or if they were just VERY underground.
They do have a menu that’s inexpensive, there’s a $ 12 rib-​eye on there… I am kind of curious to know what that tastes like. The price is a tad bit scary.
Oh yeah, the clientele… hmm let’s just say I felt like I was on the Southside… kind of ghetto and a lot of hoodies with hats on so you could barely see their faces.
Every worker I encountered was nice, including the strippers. I’ve been to some strip clubs before where the strippers were rude (hint: Onyx).
Would I return? Maybe to see my friend but that’s a big maybe. Oh and parking is $ 10 to self-​park, no free parking. And this is the club you can see right off of 75S, formerly Diamond Club.
Once again, aint nothin like the BLUE FLAME!!!

The customer service was unbelievable! The manager of the establishment made sure we were well taken care of. The food was surprising good– the shrimp were fresh and large and the wings were hot and delicious.
You have to remember to bring cash to this spot.
The dancers on the other hand… All the top line talent must have been in Vegas for the fight.

It was a Saturday night when I went. The club is not dark at all. It is lit up and there were about 20 to 25 strippers patrolling the bar. There were more strippers than patrons. They have two dance floors, they don’t strip naked unless they get enough money while they are dancing. About 10% of the strippers were black, and the music was rock and roll. I think Rock and Roll is very hard for the strippers to dance to. The table dance was 10 dollars a dance The front lady and bartender were very nice. They told me about a steak deal during lunch for $ 7.50. I told them I would return to check that out. I think the club would be better, if the lights were turned down a little bit more, maybe a red light, and they played more R&B, hip hop or even pop music. I got the impression I was in a biker bar. The patrons they attract are just average middle aged white guys, that don’t seem like they have a lot of money. Or desire to have to good of a time.

As far as strip clubs are concerned Diamond Club is way different than what I’m used to. The girls cannot dance at all. I have never seen a group of strippers who are so rhythmically challenged. A lot of these girls look like they are on meth. Many of them are just way too thin. If you are looking for booty and pole tricks this is not the place for you!
BORING!