Writing a review of this place is superfluous. One glance at this place says it all… Velvet Rope… Check Sketchy Eastern European doormen(plural)… check Gray porsche parked askew on the sidewalk… check anorexic bleach blonde barmaid… check Bar that only serves vodka, rum, SoCo and cointreau… check $ 10 thimble of SoCo… check cast of jersey shore… check 3D logo playing in a loop on massive LCD… check lax no smoking policy… check chest bumps galore… check Yup, yet another astoria club where you can leave your parents’ basement behind and forget your troubles. PS a while back they gutted this place and rebranded it CENSO, which oddly means Census in spanish and portuguese and italian. However the google english to guido translator says it means RICHES! Klasssssy.