Christies Mallternative

Christie’s Mallternative –A colorful, musical circus of fun! Reality TV eat your heart out! I’d rather go here for my entertainment. It’s the perfect stop for guitar strings, interesting retro items, and a good belly laugh!

This is a pretty cool little spot. Funky and quirky shop that as just about everything under the sun from musical instruments, DVDs, CD’s, Games, Tons of Vinyl LP’s, 45’s, Sheet Music, Books, Electronics, Cords, Cables, and more if you ask I am sure. Barter for a great deal. Think of this place as a type of pawn shop as far as what they carry. They will buy used gear from you or trade. Pretty kick back attitude and funny signs all around the store. Damn big place too, so spend some time, and look around, move some boxes, look behind things, etc. Lot’s of hidden treasures abound of things that you may or may not need.
One thing that I noticed is the guy that works there can be left to man the fort by himself and it seems that all hell breaks loose when this happens (phones ring off the hook, customers come in with all sorts of questions, etc.). He handles the rush really well, so try to cut him some slack if he is busy. I see so many rude clerks and staff at places that are snotty for no reason at all, so when I see this guy busting his back and keeping his cool, he deserves some common courtesy. This is a cool, local shop that gives Astoria some quirky character that keeps us as weird as Portland will ever be, without as many Portlandia Freaks and Geeks to annoy us here on our mossy coast. SHOP LOCAL!!!