Big & Tall Casual Male

Try, if you will, to imagine you are an employee at Casual Male. It’s Friday evening, and you have spent the day watching fat men paw through stacks of your overpriced, undescribably tacky, poorly made clothing. You glance up at the clock. It’s 7 p.m. On a Friday. You look out the window and see a massive traffic jam, because it’s Friday night and your store is located across the street from the mall. You look out the window at that sea of potential customers, and what do you, the employee, do?
You lock them out, because your idiotic employer closes at 7 p.m. on Fridays! The mall, which is literally right across the street, is open until 9 p.m. But your store closes at 7 p.m. on a Friday night because somebody might want to come in after work and give you money for your horrible clothing because they’re too fat to shop anywhere else, and in this economy, you just can’t allow that sort of thing! People actually buying the products you sell? Heaven forbid!
So hurry up, little employee, lock up those doors promptly at 7 p.m. on Friday night and keep that nasty money from finding its way into the cash register.