Buffalo Bill

So my partner was craving some hot and spicy wings so I thought why not just order in. We hadn’t eaten there in ages but knowing the place weren’t expecting cordon bleu. I didn’t feel like wings or a Philly cheese steak, which I had previously enjoyed, so I just ordered a burger and fries and an iced tea.
Well, they forgot my fries and got my drink order wrong and, as it was late, could do nothing about it. My partner’s wings had soaked enough hot sauce into the fries underneath them to start a small inferno. They used to serve the fries separately and have carrots, celery and dip. on the side — no sign of that here. The burger was so bad that I will refrain from describing it of than to say I may accidentally have eaten cardboard with more flavour and texture.