Roxanne’s Health & Beauty Spa & Laser Clinic

If I could give this a zero star I would but Unilocal allows a minimum of one. I should have read the post below before venturing into this place. This is, by far, THE WORST massage place I have been to, and I have been to countless massage spas. Leigh-​Anne was right: The masseuse will step out during the massage to answer the phone.
While there was no butt-​sitting, the masseuse spent the entire hour oiling my back. The whole time I was laying there wondering, «when will the massage begin?»
I don’t think anyone here is licensed. A five year old can do a better massage than this place. Don’t fall for their special deals. I think the only reason they have it is because no one goes there. Again, DO NOT GO HERE unless you just like being oiled.

Considering nobody has claimed this business to keep tabs on their progress, and that no one else has written a review, that says a lot. This review will probably be futile, but in the slim chance that someone else decides to look for this place on Unilocal,I hope this helps.
I walk past this place almost every day — I live two blocks away, and it caught my eye that they have a couples massage deal, 1^st person is $ 65/​hr, 2^nd person is 50% off. I mean, I wasn’t expecting 5-​star luxury with prices like that, but still.
My first impression was when I called about two and a half weeks in advance to book an appointment. The receptionist answered with «Hello?» I thought I had called a wrong number! I asked if it was Roxanne’s spa, and she said yes. I booked an appointment with her, but she didn’t ask for my name or my phone number or anything. I just thought that maybe she was new, or really pre-​occupied and jotted down the appointment in the time slot.
I went in on the morning of the appointment to confirm the booking since I didn’t trust their phone skills. The woman that greeted me looked confused and said «Two people, three o’clock? OK» as if I was JUST making the appointment.
Massage time… Oh lord.
First off, the masseuses were wearing HEELED SHOES on HARDWOOD FLOOR. click clack click clack click clack. NOT relaxing at all! While I was getting my back massaged, I felt the massage table dip down a bit to my right. No worries, she probably just put her weight on it for a bit of leverage real quick. Then I felt some pressure on my bum while her hands were on my back. SHE CLIMBED ON TOP OF ME AND WAS STRADDLING ME WHILE SHE WAS MASSAGING MY BACK! She was sitting on my butt! I looked over, and the other girl was sitting on my boyfriend’s butt. I know they weren’t the tallest women in the world, and I haven’t gotten that many massages, but I felt that was completely inappropriate.
A little into my massage, the phone rang. VERY loudly. Then, my masseuse LEFT DURING MY MASSAGE to go answer the phone! While she was on the phone, another girl came in for a minute or so to «take over» while my masseuse was on the phone. My masseuse came back in, whispered to the other girl, and the other girl left.
When I was asked to turn over, I heard other people entering the salon. My masseuse left AGAIN, and sent in her replacement, which did the last half of my massage. I found that extremely inconsiderate and unprofessional.
When the massage was over, and I went to pay, they automatically calculated a 20% tip onto the price. I asked her what her calculations were and the woman at the desk (who was my boyfriend’s masseuse) said «It’s only a $ 10 tip per person». How completely presumptuous…
I reiterate again that I wasn’t expecting 5-​star luxury from this place, but this was absolutely awful.