Ribbit’s Candy Corner

Last weekend my girlfriend celebrated Mother’s DAy and wanted to spend it with her daughter (makes no sense to me considering that most moms want peace and quiet on M-​day). She invited me to hang out with her since her daughter adores me. I can’t say no to a kid that personally called my land-​line and left an ubber cute message on the phone wanting to spend time with her auntie. We spent a portion of the afternoon on Grandville Island inspire of the fluctuating weather. This was one of the shops that we went to. Feeding a child candy = not a good idea. For the record this wasn’t her reward candy from earlier. I bought her some candy, enough to bounce her off the walls. Her mom made a rather snarky bitchy comment to me about something, therefore, in my passive way bought candy for the kid so that my girlfriend could deal with the aftermath. I didn’t even tell the kid we were going into the candy store. I snuck her a $ 5 bill and instructed her to tell the lady at the til to give her $ 5 worth of candy (including tax) and that she could keep the change. I also instructed the kid to sit on the bench and eat the candy before catching up with mommy. Of course she loved me so much she snuck a gummy bear in my pocket to say thank you. My girlfriend was baffled at the sudden change in energy that she had a headache dealing with her. If she is reading this… the comment you made to me was totally inappropriate and I didn’t know how to say it earlier nor did I want to make a scene so I gave your kid candy.