Pizza Pizza

In a perfect world, we might all dine on potted periwinkles and tartare at Zagat-​rated hotspots every night, but alas, that’s just not financially realistic for most, so sometimes you just gotta go for something cheap, quick and consistent, and if there’s one thing you can expect with a fast food chain it’s consistency — consistent service, consistent menu, consistent quality — but in this case, I was absolutely flabbergasted by the inefficiency of the service because the counter person kept taking partial orders from myself and my friend while partially completing to-​go orders and coming back to find out we also wanted onion rings and then coming back from the fryer to find out we also wanted potato wedges and coming back to find out we also wanted drinks and then I had to pay with the fucking weird debit contraption by carefully placing my card into a slot at the top but there are like 5 other places to swipe your card and suddenly I was overcome with the feeling that this fast pizza wasn’t going to be worth my stolen identity but at least those onion rings and potato wedges fulfilled my deep-​fried fantasies, and we enjoyed them immensely while watching fucking depressing CP24 on the TV and some sort of shady transaction between a man on a bike and his associate in the doorway, and on a final note: the pizza could use 300% more cheese.

The ‘wing it’ box is great. Wings, potato wedges, chicken strips and etc are sure to satisfy your toxic food fix.
Nice cashier ladies.
Wouldn’t frequent this place though, as no one really wants to die… early…in their 20s.

I am writing this review after them getting the order wrong again.
Last time I accepted their mistake and took a thick crust pizza even though I ordered a thin crust.
(last week I ordered a salad with extra chicken, which they forgot to add. Too much hassle to go back and discuss that)
This time I made a fuss. If you get the order completely wrong, how exactly did you have the order ready within 20 minutes ?
One of the ladies who works at the till, as usual, was very polite and the other was a fire-​breather.
The other lady and the guy who made the pizza, basically insinuated I was blind saying I «claimed» it was not thin crust. He said he used the thin crust dough and acted as if I was robbing his savings account.
I left after getting confirmation my card would not be charged (will check my statement just in case.)
Avoid, Avoid.

The person working on Thursday was amazing! She was really nice and helpful. She was the same with all customers. We noticed while we waited for our food. Pizza was really good and she came up with alternatives for slices that were not available.

With a Pizza Pizza haunting every corner, bus stop and intersection, it’s hard to come here without being at least a little bit tempted by the green and yellow logo. It breaks you until you can’t help yourself. This said, the pizza here isn’t bad. It’s not fantastic but it’s what you would expect from a franchised operation that probably attracts most of its clientele by slowly beating down their resistance. And they ARE hard to resist because, as I said, they are EVERYWHERE.
For those who order take out or delivery, they have that build your own function, which not only allows you to choose from a standard range of toppings, but to also select a sauce (Italian home-​style tomato, creamy garlic parmesan and bruschetta are amongst the choices).
The website claims they’re Ontario’s #1 pizzeria but it really seems like they’re Ontario’s ONLY pizza shop.