Green Mango

Oh green mango, we used to be friends; yet, since you moved and shutdown your small operation across the street, right next to the kitchen stuff plus, the food has suffered, and I don’t think I will be calling on you for a meal anymore.
I used to love your peanut chicken, but then suddenly you wouldn’t cut the chicken right, so I figured I would just pick out the bad fatty cuts; however, then you added generic green pea stocks to the recipe and I just couldn’t stand it anymore.
Your old recipes and your old way of doing things made you famous; yet, for some reason you have decided to stray.
Too bad.

Wow, I’m surprised there’s not many reviews on this place. I started eating at Green Mango when it was just the one fast food joint across the street. It’s a great place for inexpensive bulk Thai food; it’s by far not authentic but it’s still pretty good. I love basil chicken with pad thai. I won’t give this place anything below 4 stars, since it got me through uni. It was two meals for $ 8, amazing for a student who couldn’t cook if her life depended on it!

Really? No one has written a review of this place? How can that be…
For some reason, in this particular area, many of the businesses located at the South East corner of small intersections share the identical floor plans. Green Mango looks exactly like the sushi restaurant one mini block down, and so on.
The décor of this place was designed to go unnoticed, as it is plain and completely dull. But the lack of effort somehow facilitates the congestion of this place during the daytime. It is ridiculously busy on weekdays during lunchtime, there’s usually a line which forms with people waiting to get their takeaway box.
I stupidly agreed to allow a former co-​worker pick the place for lunch, and of course his pretentious liberal hippy ass dragged me here. I don’t eat Thai food for two reasons:
1. The portions at any restaurant is appetizer amount to me.
2. I refuse to believe that this is what Thai people really eat.
The Thai people fight each other with one of the most violent martial arts in existence, and they entertain themselves with cobra fighting… do you expect me to accept that their diet consist of bite size spring rolls and carrot shavings?
Thailand is a watery place, when was the last time you had fish in a Thai restaurant? Yeah… I don’t buy it, this is some chicken ball conspiracy against the Thai right here.
I got the green curry chicken crap with spring rolls on rice I think, co-​worker got something he considered to be more ‘authentic’. As soon as I began eating it was over, 9 dollars for a few bites, and the flavours were bland. Also, we had to eat in our cars because there was no way in Hell were we getting a seat.
Moral of the story: Don’t let liberals choose a restaurant for you.
Seriously, if our meal came with a yoga session. I bet he wouldn’t have hesitate for a second.