Igo Cyber House

OOOOMG
i coming here with 5-​stack dota (you knowit?)
THREE WARDS: IS A DISGUST
IGO DE MEIRDA
NEGATIVOS:
OOMG litarally evarythings ty
1– asian gentlemans at cashier appeared to hate job and life itself, mouthed «send help» several times, possible hostage situation in progress
2– all keyboards are stucked and all seats extremelys damps, like you is sitting on wet towels. IS YOU PICKING UP WHAT I PUTTING DOWN?
3– when i saying «damp» i meaning whet with cum ty
4– mysteriees stain on walls, suspected poop smear (potentially coffee mixed with poop) — has been there approx. 5 months. kleenexes at multiples computer stations likely NOT JUST FOR BLOWSING NOSES
5-​steve mithras endorses this place (no joking lol)
6– multiples old mens attempting to use microsofts word occassioanlly coming downstairs, looking around for place to jairking off, saw us and said «ill cum back later» while winkings
POSITIVOS
1– perfectly recreating ambiance of living/​gaming in mothair’s basement, see above (re: jizz stains)
2-​industrials strength bathrooms fit for cattle (with multiples phone numbairs for attractive mfm unsafe sexes)
3– multiples computairs had steam accaunts already logged in — possible to telling **dozens** of people they friends **has** micro penasses
ALLS IN ALLS, unless you wanting to game like osamas bin laden probably did in pakistan, i would suggest going litarallys anywheres else TY
–GIGGA MAN