Why, why, why did I put off coming here for so long? As for many Montrealers, the first snowstorm brought me a shovelling-induced wrenched back that I manfully thought I could treat with Scotch and Robax. I was wrong. For three whole weeks I was wrong. Manfully wrong, but wrong nonetheless. So at Oh-God hundred hours this morning I went online and booked a nine-thirty masso-therapist appointment. Yep, within three hours I was answering health-related questions in preparation of a full-body reboot. The therapist really knew her stuff, finding and treating muscles that had been angry at me for months. I haven’t felt this good in seemingly forever. One or two more visits and I’ll be back to Original Factory Settings! The staff were all wonderful; friendly and professional, and the clinic — being newly opened– was comfy, cozy, and clean.