Tikka Boulevard

Imagine what it would be like to eat a photo of Indian food. Not the food, an actual photo from like a cookbook or something.
Imagine if someone wanted to do a fusion between Indian food and nursing home cuisine.
Can’t picture it? That’s ok, ’cause there’s Tikka Boulevard where you can experience it in person, or in my case, via delivery! (Which arrived 20+ minutes late)
So when I stay in the area I never have a car and very few places deliver. I get stuck with what does i.e. Tikka Boulevard. I was fooled by a lot of good ratings on
. Lies. All lies, because this place is heinous.
Ordered: Chicken curry (5 small pieces of chicken floating in oily brown gravy), yellow dal (reminded me of yellow wallpaper paste) and rice (stale, hard and crunchy). Everything is clearly premade and has literally no flavor or spice whatsoever. Since everything is obviously sitting around (in the case of the rice, possibly for years) I have no idea why it took 1 ½ hours to deliver this total crap to my doorstep. I certainly hope it’s not because they’re flooded with orders.
The food here is a complete abomination. Never again.