Neighbours-Petro-Canada

Quests can be tricky… especially when you’re being flung all over the place, you never know where you’re going to end up. Such as the case with my 2011 quest to obtain maximum burgasm delight. Thought I’d forgotten about it? On the contrary… just getting warmed up! So, based on a recommendation by what I perceived to be a madman, I ended up at Neighbours uh… gas station. What the hell, right? Burgers and gas, plus it’s in a very close proximity to where I work. I’ve since been back several times.
The gas station itself is your typical Petro Canada, with 2 perks:
–The location sits very close to the Bates Motel looking place across the street, and you can apparently pick up on the motel’s free wi-​fi. I can’t confirm this at this time, but I’ve heard it from several sources.
–No Fee ATM inside.
It’s also worth noting that the kitchen inside is no joke (not like the little sissy Tim Horton closets you find at On The Run). There’s not only a section where they’ll make things fresh, but there’s also a huge section of pre-​made goodies to buy, along with a sizeable grocery section.
I’ve since purchased their pre-​made boxed turkey/​ham sandwiches (yeah yeah, it was late-​night, their kitchen was closed, and McDonalds sucks. Sue me), and they are surprisingly delicious, and FRESH!
The only thing worth knocking is the ordering procedure for the kitchen. You have to use their computer to select your purchase. Then you have to select your toppings (even though the person cooking it is 2 feet away from you), then you print the receipt. THEN you bring it to the cash register on the other side of the place and pay for it. THEN you bring it back to the kitchen to get your food. Seems pretty stupid to me, but hey.
As for the burger-​desiring fire in my loins? How did this burger fare against the heavy hitters? VERY solid competitor, however, not quite up to the new Dave standards, but otherwise solid.
Think of this sandwich as the Clubber Lang of sandwiches. Packs a punch and an attitude (mainly due to the aggravating ordering procedure), but is still taken out of the race fairly easily, and that’s without a relaxing beachside tube-​top race with Carl Weathers.
Sigh.