Woolworths

This is the rare enormo-​supermarket that I can actually find my way around. Everything is quite logically arranged and there’s a good range of choice for each item. By comparison with other stores in this chain, the bakery here is particularly well-​stocked with all manner of bread and cakes; it’s rare to be unable to find an item in this place. On the way out of the store, there’s a bank of self-​serve terminals in addition to the usual manned checkouts; I generally make use of these as I find it slices the amount of time it takes to get the shopping in half. Personally, my favourite moment in here was discovering they sell computer keyboards for three dollars. When I’m not writing reviews for Unilocal,I’m a performing electronic musician and I have a schtick where I smash keyboards up onstage, Keith Moon-​style, so last time I was in here I bought about twenty of them!