It’s funny, but I’ve probably been to the Richmond Kebab House a dozen times, never ordered a kebab. Why would I, when they’ve got tasty, tasty salami and egg pide on hand? Seriously, now that my old pide joint in Collingwood has closed down, these are probably the best pides to be had in Melbourne. Of course, it be that I’ve generally been stopping by after spending a few hours at the GB down the road. Hang on a mo… Nup. I’ve been there sober, still good.