Professional Massage Mosman

First I feel I should explain why I go here. Picture me… If Kim Kardashian is the Hearse of Junk in the Trunk then I am more of a Smart car. Medical types might call the curvature of my spine Scoliosis but kids at school would call it Flat Arse. As well as thwart pervy attempts at bum pinching this often leads to chronic back problems and I find a good deep remedial massage highly beneficial.
Mosman Professional Massage is an unfussy looking establishment which is sparsely decorated with the usual charts of body parts and a few certificates for exotically named ladies that hopefully confirm their qualifications in professional massage.
The cubicles are clean and simple and on this occasion I am lead by Susan who will give me a 40 minute back and shoulder massage for the princely sum of $ 45 (it can even be claimed on your health fund!).
Susan has deft fingers which are surprisingly powerful for such a tiny Chinese lady. She’s swift too and agile. I can confirm this because having worked on my neck with her nimble fingers, she was but moments later pressing a limb in to my lower back which produced a pleasing groan and the question ‘Is that your knee?’. It was.
Susan challenged my ability to guess body parts again as she pounded my sacrum with the heel of her palm. Not such a tricky manœuvre you might think until, that is, I tell you that her thigh was grazing the back of my head…
Now if you prefer your masseuse with feet firmly on the ground and your massage to be akin to the kisses of butterflies then I would not recommend this place. But if you, like me, enjoy blinking into the strip-​lighting of the shopping centre with the back of your hair elevated from the friction of Susan’s polyester pants then head here for a hearty rub down at a seriously awesome price.