Cricketers Bar

This place is good for you if:
— You work in the area and want a relaxed place to go for drinks after work.
— You want to catch up with friends without having to shout over loud music.
— You are a 50+ year old man, or at least don’t mind being surrounded by them.
Nothing exceptional about this place, but nothing to complain about either. All in all, this is exactly what you want from your local watering hole.

Best toilets in Melbourne CBD. They’re plush, and opulent, and clean, and kind of hard to get to. Sure, the pub’s nice as well — wood panelling and good carpets, green and white striped wallpaper, it’s all good. Twenty percent off for whisky on Thursdays, which I did not know until now.
But, seriously. The toilets there are amazing!
Let me elaborate. For starters, they’re always clean. Shiny, even. I guess that’s easier than for other places, because they’re right up at the parliament end of town, and public servants (for all their faults) don’t tend to pee on the floor. But that’s not all. They’re fitted out in wood and porcelain, with wallpaper and sporting prints on the walls. They scream class. No, actually, they don’t. They just state class, in an understated British accented.
Sure. Booze, good, etc. I’ve had some nice times there, and their service and general ambience are all good. But, really, you go for the toilets.