Shell Express

Sells one of the cheapest fuel North of the River after Caltex in Greenwood.

I don’t drive, but I do fill cars with petrol. It is a novelty, for a non-​driver, to do so. Actually, it’s more than a novelty. It’s a pleasure, and it’s a pleasure because of the smell of petrol, which I probably shouldn’t admit to liking, and certainly not to breathing in deep and long, but there it is. I am a non-​driving petrol head.
I have probably sniffed more petrol at Shell Glengarry than at any other service station in recent memory. This is because it is my girlfriend’s service station of choice: it is, she tells me, cheaper here than elsewhere, and you don’t have to pay before you fill up, which is understandable, perhaps, but always off-​putting, because it makes you feel like you’re a criminal when all you want to do is fill up and, if you’re anything at all like me, get high while doing so.