Star Car Wash

Last month my car was so dirty not even homeless people would sleep in it.
There were drifts of rubbish in the back seat and great mounds of soft white pug hair. Old coffee cups, newspapers, unpaid parking tickets, a family of squirrels, and a female Daddy Long Legs spider that I grew quite fond of and named Mrs Fussypants.
Paid for a basic clean — cheap at $ 35 for a wash and vacuum (no detailing) — from these guys and I must say they did a pretty bang up job considering the task I’d set them. They forgot about the boot, which we only realised when I came back and opened it up, but to their credit they cleaned it on the spot real nice.
The debbie downer on the experience was my e-​tag went missing during the clean. They must have taken it out to clean the console area it was sitting in but it never reappeared and ended up costing me my $ 40 security deposit to replace, so the cheap clean became a somewhat more expensive proposition, sadly. Sigh. And it was all going so well up until then.