Treat Catering Company

If you’re going to name your café treat, I’m going to expect as much. And when I don’t get as much, I’m going to be extra disappointed, that’s just the way it is.
The food is not the problem. In fact, it’s quite delicious — apt indeed. I recommend the salmon sandwich or any of the salads. The source of my dissatisfaction lies instead with the the service who, short of being draped in an orange flag, never notice you. And I’m talking about a time when my friend and I were the only people in the café. I honestly suspected that I had died on the way there without noticing, and we’d shown up as ghosts invisible to the human realm.
Alas, we were not. I think they’re just idiots, which can happen when you’re pretty. If you don’t mind asking for the obvious — you know, like water, cutlery, the menu — then I probably recommend this place. It is pricey, though.