Smokemart

«Who wants some cancer?»
«OH! I DO! I DO!»
But really, yes please, get this stuff into me.
For now anyway.
But I digress. My foolish addiction is not of your worry.
If you’re a smoker, you doubt know of Smokemart.
If you want cigarettes or almost any other tobacco product at a decent, reasonable price, then this is where you want to go.
Also, if you’re looking at buying a gift for a hens/​bucks show, milestone birthday, or an easily entertained child, here is a great place to start.
I was quite surprised when walking in to buy a packet of Benson and Hedges smooth once, only to discover through light conversation that the girl working behind the counter in fact did not smoke.
How irregular.
That’s like a mechanic who never drives a car or computer salesman who refuses to move into the world of computing.